dansphalluspalace:

evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk 

favorite video on the internet

why does he have a sorta french accent though and omg I hate spiders too but this was funny.

(via screwedupindividual)

holmeskillets-have-the-tardis:

kilehfileh:

plot-insight:

Sherlock is being strangled at Soo Lin’s flat; pretty badly too. It looks like he passes out for a few moments and can barely talk afterwards. The attacker simply stops for some reason. Why? Because John, sarcastically bitching outside, has just said that he is Sherlock Holmes. Good luck for Sherlock that John is a Grand Master of Snark and the Black Lotus is entirely populated with total morons. It saved his life.

SARCASM IS NOT COMMONLY USED IN THE CHINESE LANGUAGE

LIKE IT’S REALLY FUCKING HARD TO BE SARCASTIC IN ANY CHINESE DIALECT, BELIEVE ME, I’VE TRIED.

It’s wasn’t because the Black Lotus were total morons, it was probably just because they weren’t entirely used to the concept of sarcasm. 

Every day we go without Season 3, our fandom just manages to deduce something else about the show. This is why I love you guys.

(via screwedupindividual)

theartofanimation:

Glen Keane

(via screwedupindividual)

new-zealand-town:

i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing

(via screwedupindividual)

lyssafreyguy:

/grabs my boobs

you see these?

these are my boobs

there are many like them, but these are different because they are mine

and if you ever lay a hand on something that’s mine without my permission

i will cut off your fucking hands (◕‿◕✿)

(via screwedupindividual)

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

(via screwedupindividual)

theonceandfuturetimelord:

raspberrying:

Why is social anxiety associated with being “cute” because my sister has had it her whole life and watching her grow up locking herself in closets because she couldn’t go out in public and seeing her nearly cry at age 23 in the supermarket because she’s too scared to ask for help with something is not cute it’s sad and horrible.

THANK YOU.

(via screwedupindividual)

quidditchcapricious:

fer1972:

Salto de Fe by Omar Ortiz

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(via screwedupindividual)

And it will take this life of regret for my heart to learn to forget.

(Source: pondhour, via butdoctorwho)

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

(via zombiedonut)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: geniehaus, via zombiedonut)